| Alex: | Harder-
|
| Phil: | Faster. Stronger. Longer. Cheesier. |
| Alex: | The best thing about being a woman-
|
| Newton: | Is the nipples. |
"Snoop Dogg is writing a children’s book called ‘Where’s The Cheese’, true or false?"
Alex James, s23ep03
"Blue have a Scandinavian tribute band called Danish Blue, true or false?"
Alex James, s23ep03
"Oh my god, satsuma La Roux!"
Noel Fielding, s23ep03
"It’s making me slightly horny, your cheese. Is it supposed to do that?"
Noel Fielding, s23ep03
"Newton’s album is number 3 in the charts right now. As good as that is, I’ve drawn a face on an apple and a satsuma. I think we know who the real winner is."
Noel Fielding, s23ep03
"He looks like a flesh-coloured sleeping bag filled with babybels."
Noel Fielding about Iggy Pop, s23ep03
"According to Stringfellow, Kanye left his club without paying for any of his six lapdances. Stringfellow was particularly annoyed because he’d put his back out during the fourth one, but battled on to the end."
Alex James, s23ep03