James Corden: Tom's just bought a farm ladies and gentlemen.

Ben Miller: That is so rockstar.

Tom Clarke: I don't know what I'm going to do with it, but I've bought it.

Noel Fielding: It's only an ant farm.

Ben: What are you farming, Tom?

Tom: I dunno it's just grass right now.

Noel: It's a grass farm!

James: How many acres is it?

Tom: I dunno, a few.

James: Off the top of your head.

Tom: ... Seven.

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