Anna: Can you tell me what the #1 STI is, Simon?

Simon: Umm...

Anna: Have you been checked?

Simon: Have I been checked?

Anna: Yeah.

Simon: As an employee of the BBC... there is no need for me to be checked because I've never... had sex.

Anna: To be honest, in that outfit, I can see why.

Simon: If this doesn't get me laid then I don't know what will. I'm adorable!

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