Simon: Mamma Mia.

Dominic: Here I go again.

Simon: No, I was looking for "Does it show again?". Mamma Mia.

Phil: Does it show again?

Simon: No, it was "Now I really know." Mamma Mia.

Phil: Here I go again?

Simon: No, it was "Even if I say". Mamma Mia.

Phil: Here I go again?

Simon: No, it was "Does it show again?" again.

Simon: I'm a big fan of The Klaxons, of course.

Jamie: Thank you very much.

Simon: There's you, you're Jamie from The Klaxons.

Jamie: I'm Jamie, yes.

Simon: There's also James from The Klaxons.

Jamie: Yes. He's better-looking than me isn't he?

Simon: Quite hot, hot.

Jamie: I know. That's why I got him in.

Simon: Do you um.. do people ever get confused and book you, for a tv show, thinking it's him?

Jamie: Now... I don't mean to be funny, but I think it happened for us whether or not I'm sitting quite close to this man here.

Phil: No, I wanted the big, lumpy one.

Alex: Harder-

Phil: Faster. Stronger. Longer. Cheesier.

"You came here tonight on a skateboard made with babybel wheels."

— Phill Jupitus to Noel Fielding

James Corden: What about this: "It's a disgrace. Nobody will know who this bloke is in a year."

Tom Clarke: Is that James Corden?

James Corden: Paul Potts. Anyone still know who Paul Potts is?

Phil Jupitus: Yes, he was on Happy Days.

"This is one of the latest songs that Blue did, and even then, Antony, still not allowed on the bed."

— Phil Jupitus