Anna: Can you tell me what the #1 STI is, Simon?
Simon: Umm...
Anna: Have you been checked?
Simon: Have I been checked?
Anna: Yeah.
Simon: As an employee of the BBC... there is no need for me to be checked because I've never... had sex.
Anna: To be honest, in that outfit, I can see why.
Simon: If this doesn't get me laid then I don't know what will. I'm adorable!
- 05.30.10
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