"Queen’s Brian May has said that Never Mind The Buzzcocks is ‘nothing more than flimsy excuse for acting like yobs and insulting people.’ So, Brian, I’d like to take this opportunity to read a prepared statement on behalf of the show. “We the producers apologize for any distress caused, but would like to point out that your mum is nothing more than a flimsy excuse for acting like yobs and insulting people."

— James Corden

James Corden: Tom's just bought a farm ladies and gentlemen.

Ben Miller: That is so rockstar.

Tom Clarke: I don't know what I'm going to do with it, but I've bought it.

Noel Fielding: It's only an ant farm.

Ben: What are you farming, Tom?

Tom: I dunno it's just grass right now.

Noel: It's a grass farm!

James: How many acres is it?

Tom: I dunno, a few.

James: Off the top of your head.

Tom: ... Seven.

James Corden: What about this: "It's a disgrace. Nobody will know who this bloke is in a year."

Tom Clarke: Is that James Corden?

James Corden: Paul Potts. Anyone still know who Paul Potts is?

Phil Jupitus: Yes, he was on Happy Days.

"Oh look, it’s Morrissey. What a career he’s had. First The Smiths, then the solo stuff, then of course Bob The Builder… though I can never forgive him for shagging Amanda Holden behind Les Dennis’ back."

— James Corden

— James Corden to Paloma Faith

— James Corden