"Newton’s album is number 3 in the charts right now. As good as that is, I’ve drawn a face on an apple and a satsuma. I think we know who the real winner is."
— Noel Fielding
- 10.31.09
- 14
"He looks like a flesh-coloured sleeping bag filled with babybels."
— Noel Fielding about Iggy Pop
- 10.31.09
"I like to imagine a babybel walking through a forrest and all of the sudden getting pulled up into the air, it’s little wax feet kicking through the netting."
— Noel Fielding
- 10.30.09
"If I could fashion a hat out of that waxy red stuff, I’d get an erection."
— Noel Fielding
- 10.30.09
- 2
James Corden: Tom's just bought a farm ladies and gentlemen.
Ben Miller: That is so rockstar.
Tom Clarke: I don't know what I'm going to do with it, but I've bought it.
Noel Fielding: It's only an ant farm.
Ben: What are you farming, Tom?
Tom: I dunno it's just grass right now.
Noel: It's a grass farm!
James: How many acres is it?
Tom: I dunno, a few.
James: Off the top of your head.
Tom: ... Seven.
- 10.10.09
- 1
