Anna: Can you tell me what the #1 STI is, Simon?
Simon: Umm...
Anna: Have you been checked?
Simon: Have I been checked?
Anna: Yeah.
Simon: As an employee of the BBC... there is no need for me to be checked because I've never... had sex.
Anna: To be honest, in that outfit, I can see why.
Simon: If this doesn't get me laid then I don't know what will. I'm adorable!
- 05.30.10
- 8
Simon: Mamma Mia.
Dominic: Here I go again.
Simon: No, I was looking for "Does it show again?". Mamma Mia.
Phil: Does it show again?
Simon: No, it was "Now I really know." Mamma Mia.
Phil: Here I go again?
Simon: No, it was "Even if I say". Mamma Mia.
Phil: Here I go again?
Simon: No, it was "Does it show again?" again.
- 05.29.10
- 5
Simon: I'm a big fan of The Klaxons, of course.
Jamie: Thank you very much.
Simon: There's you, you're Jamie from The Klaxons.
Jamie: I'm Jamie, yes.
Simon: There's also James from The Klaxons.
Jamie: Yes. He's better-looking than me isn't he?
Simon: Quite hot, hot.
Jamie: I know. That's why I got him in.
Simon: Do you um.. do people ever get confused and book you, for a tv show, thinking it's him?
Jamie: Now... I don't mean to be funny, but I think it happened for us whether or not I'm sitting quite close to this man here.
Phil: No, I wanted the big, lumpy one.
- 05.29.10
SIMON: Hello and welcome to budget late-night indie show, Never mind the buzzcocks. I’m bitter, snotty-faced, little public schoolboy, Simon Amstell and I’d like to begin with an apology. On last week’s show I upset Preston from Preston and Chantelle. I realise now that they are better than me. Preston is a wonderful singer and Chantelle invented the popular saying “Oh my God!” I was unfair in my representation of Chantelle’s book. It’s not bad, there are some really interesting bits. (READING THE BOOK) “Suddenly…” Okay!
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